######################################################## # # # CHATFILE FOR PARABOT # # # # - ENGLISH - # # # # # ######################################################## @GOT_KILLED Next time I'll get you, %s! Oh shit! How could that happen?!? Was that POD 2.0? That must have been one of those damn bots! Are there any bots on this server? There must still be a bug in my aiming system... And I was just switching my weapon! Lucky bastard %s... %s is using an aimbot! Ouch! I don't know what happens today... Now that was luck, %s! I can't believe that... What did you eat for breakfast, %s? Even %s frags me today - it's hopeless! I'm better at Q3, that's for sure Sorry, my little brother took over for me - but now I'm back! Im so tired its already 4am here Hey, look out %s! Why do you always use the %w, %s? What would you do without the %w, %s? Always with the %w - that's so lame! Come on, %s: leave the %w aside, will you? i thnk iv got a virus my keybrd dosnt work prperly! Can anybody quit %s his %w, please? I'll never understand how %s did that... That poor newbie %s has just shot me down! Sooner or later I'll get you, %s! I really hate reloading... Why does that %w reload so slowly?!? %s is playing Camper-Strike... Are you sure that %s doesn't cheat??? I should increase the brightness level - I didn't see a damn thing! Why is my monitor so dark? Am I dead? %w again, %s? Have you ever tried other weapons? Well I hope %s is satisfied with killing me. Now it's my turn! Oh shit! Dead again! GIMME A BEER! I heard a sound like thunder and then... You'd better be careful with that %w next time, %s... Lag, lag, lag and then FUCK! Oh camper, camper, the reason I'm dead is you, %s... Screw this %w, man! Where was that guy??? Ooops! Camper!!! :( Next time I´ll kick your ass, %s! Wazzzzzzzuuuup??? Beginner luck! I´m sure! Why do you hate me, %s? Kill someone else please, %s %s is cheating! Stop killing me, %s. Just wait, %s - I will have my revenge! Who was that??? WTF?!? Killing somebody with the %w is really easy! Why did you kill me with that %w again, %s? Where did you find that %w, %s? @KILLED_PLAYER That looked really bad, %s! Finally I got %s! Hehe... Bye bye %s! Bad evasion code, %s ;-) I wished someone good would join this server... That one was revenge for the last time, %s! Did anybody see that? Hasta la vista, %s! You should have run while you had the chance, %s! Once again :-) That will teach you, %s! Pretty fly, %s ;-) How many frags do I need to win this map? Do I have more frags than you now, %s? And who said that I can't do it?!? There can only be one, %s! May the force be with you, %s! Newbie, huh? Don't worry %s: You'll get over it... The %w is my favourite! Take it easy, %s: it's just a game! I'm the master of the %w!!! Nobody handles the %w as I do, %s! I love this %w! This %w is feeling awesome! That happens when you're chatting too much, %s! I bet %s pissed his pants when he heard the sound of my %w! Do you know your brain looks like ham'n'eggs, %s? You're starting to look like roastbeef, %s... OK %s, next time I won't use the %w anymore - promise! Next time I'll use the knife %s - it's getting too easy! Your clan must be just a bunch of loosers, %s... Who do you think will clean up your mess, %s? Me??? Aaaah, fresh meat! Don't worry, be happy, %s... Maybe we can go for a beer in your next life, %s... Killing you is just amusing, %s :-))) I'm afraid noone is able to stop your bleeding, %s... Sorry, I wasn't really aiming at you, %s... My clan would be proud of me! That hurt, hmm? Hail to the king, baby! Have I done this by my own?!? COOL!!! That %w rocks!!! LOL! I'll be back %s! Burn baby! My revenge was bad, hmm? Boom :) Why don't u kill me too, %s? You can shoot, but running is better for you, %s! I think I´m strong enough to save the world all by myself :) I was born with the %w - you didn't really have a chance, %s! ;) Oh my God: They killed Kenny! Oh my God: They killed %s! @GOT_WEAPON Wait guys til I meet you with this baby! Now I'll kick some ass! With this cannon I could even frag JoeBot! You won't guess what I found right now... WOW! I didn't even know that this weapon existed! I know where the %w is :-) The %w is mine - the game can start :-P I've found the %w! Picking up the %w... Once I've got the %w and nobody is in sight... Yeah! Finally the %w! I wonder which of you left the %w here - I'll find it useful... I'm gonna show you my excelent work with the %w. Do you want to take part in my new experiments with the %w? It's time for the %w lesson... Everybody knows the %w? I'm going right after you with the %w! You guys think I'm not able to use the %w? Come and see for yourself! Someone got ammo for the %w? I need some gun-powder! Screw the %w - I'd rather prefer the AK47! Hey! I found the %w! Can anybody tell me how to use it? Now let's kick some asses! I've got bad news for ya! Come and hear them ):) Now I just need some ammo! What´s that? Who wants a %w? What´s that for a button on the %w? Hey the %w is my favourite weapon The %w, the best friend of a player :) @JOINED_SERVER Hi guys! Hello Hi I will kill you all! Hi all! ############################################################################### @REPLY_UNKNOWN Bla bla bla... What did you say, %s? Concentrate on the game, %s! Chatting with you %s is so great! These damn chat-messages are freaking me out! Don't spam, %s! How do you find the time to type all this crap??? Yeah, %s. You're right! No way, %s... Cool dude %s, you're a cool dude... That's what my grandma used to tell me all the time, %s Where are you from, %s? I can't believe how you can play and type at the same time, %s! Are you sure, %s? I see, %s! Why is everybody always saying the same things??? What the heck are you talkin' about, %s? You know, I'm not in a good mood today... Hey %s, we honestly don't understand Chinese! That was Japanese or somethin'? Hey, shut up and play, %s! You said somethin', %s? Who said that? Oh, really? Very funny, %s! I'm in the best clan of my country! I hate these stupid comments, %s! Does anybody know how to do the Gauss-jump? ZZZZZZZzzzzzz o--]===> Kamikaze!!! Light, Camera, ACTION! Wazzzzuuuuuuup? I´m so booooored... What´s better: AMD or INTEL? Have you got ICQ, %s? What's the best bot around? ############################################################################### @REPLY " HI ", " HELLO " Hi %s Welcome %s! Hello %s! You will soon be dead, %s ;-) Hey guys, we've got a new victim: %s! Show your skills, %s! Nice to see you again, %s Glad you joined us, %s! Wicked name, %s! How are you doing, %s? Up for some decent fragging, %s? Welcome to the club, %s! @REPLY " AK47 " I've never seen a fuckin' AK47 in this game... @REPLY " ALWAYS " That's not always, %s! I just like it :-) Come on %s, that was only the second time! 15 times in a row, hehe... @REPLY " AMD " Stick with the Athlon, %s! I play this game on a K6-2... @REPLY " ASS " Oh yes - my ass... My ass is almost assuredly relevant. I think my ass is completely irrelevant here, %s! @REPLY " CZECHOSLOVAKIA " Czechoslovakia was separated in 1993... Now only Czech and Slovak republics exist, stupid %s! Czechoslovakia is history... @REPLY " CZECH " Czech Republic - I know only about Czechoslovakia Yeah, Czechs: they're good in ice-hockey, aren't they? Czech Republic? Gimme a map! Czech Republic is first in t world at beer-drinking and ice-hockey playing. You know Jaromir Jagr or Dominik Hasek - they are Czechs... @REPLY " BEER " You know Budweisser is not that good nowadays as it used to be... I remember you were drunk as a fish last time you played, %s. I think the best beer comes from the Czech Republic. I think the best beer comes from Germany. I think the best beer comes from Holland. I think the best beer comes from Mexico. # Everybody please type in his favourite beer-country here :-) @REPLY " BLOOD ", " BLEED" Blood(2) was an amusing game... I don't like the red color! Need some bandages, %s? @REPLY " BOTMAN " Who is this botman everybody is talking about??? Visit his website at www.planethalflife.com/botman Botman's great, botman's cool. I like his bot. Whithout his sourcecode many bots wouldn't exist! @REPLY " PARABOT " Parabot? Never heard of that one... Did you hear about Parabot's brand new chat-system? Parabot? I should surf the internet more often... Parabot? Which game does it belong to? Parabot, Parabot, hmmm wait a minute, I'll take an encyclopedia... Visit www.botepidemic.com/parabot @REPLY " INHUMANTURNS " What??? INHUMANTURNS? I'll have to check it out... I've never heard about INHUMANTURNS - is that a kind of cheat or somethin'? Yeah, PODs with INHUMANTRUNS are really INHUMAN - especially in de_prodigy! @REPLY " POD ", " PODBOT " POD is CS only, stupid! Yeah, one of those POD Bots would bring some life into this game... Daaaaamn I love PODBots with INHUMANTURNS turned ON... @REPLY " SWATBOT " Is it true that SWAT consumes so much CPU? A shame that there are so few waypoints for SWAT on the net! @REPLY " JOEBOT " You know that JoeBot doesn't play this MOD... You know I have never understood that JOEBot teaching... Did you? JOEBot navigation's great! Joebot's nick is "fastbot"! Did you know that? Joebot supports a lot of maps! @REPLY "BOT " Why are you always talking about these stupid bots? If you want bots have a look at www.botepidemic.com There are no bots on this server %s, I tell you! Bots are cool!!! What's your favourite bot, %s? If you want to program your own, ask botman! If ya wanna talk about bots, visit NUKEBOX... Bots, all the time bots - you should start playing with humans. Do you know anythin' new about SWATBot? Most bots are still very stupid! @REPLY " BREAKFAST " I only had some coffee... I am eating muesli! I never have breakfast! @REPLY " CAMPER " I really hate those campers! Camping sucks! When you've got low health you'd better camp! Camping's often the only option to win... @REPLY " CAN'T ", " CANNOT " That's a problem, %s Then leave it, %s ;-) I won't help you, %s Why not? @REPLY "CHEAT" Those damn cheaters are ruining the entire game! I hate cheaters! Cheating sucks! Why are so many people cheating? Punkbuster could help... Play with bots - they don't cheat! @REPLY " CLAN " What are these clans all about? I was in a clan once, but it sucked hard. What clan are you from, %s? Do you want to enter our clan, %s? Are there any clans for this game? One more word about clans and you're dead, %s!!! @REPLY " DEATH ", " DEAD " Someone should dig a grave... Is there a graveyard somewhere near? No pain, no gain. Right %s? I think I saw a ghost! @REPLY " ENGINE " If VALVE worked more on the engine of the game many cheats couldn't exist!!! I think the Unreal Warfare-Engine is the best engine at the moment! @REPLY " FINALLY " You had to wait long %s, didn't you? Why have you been so fixed on that, %s? @REPLY " FOUND " Better find an aimbot, lol! Congratulations, %s That doesn't happen every day, %s! @REPLY " FRAGS " Normally I'm the best on the server! You should remember that this game is not only about frags! @REPLY " FUCK ", " DAMN ", " PISS " Don't swear, %s! Nasty %s! Where did you get these words from, %s? Yes, you're right, %s. Now SHUT UP! Watch your language, %s! %s, don't use this word again - that's impolite! @REPLY " FUN", " HEHE ", " HAHA " I'm glad that at least you have your fun, %s... Enjoy yourself while you still can, %s! Very funny indeed, %s... @REPLY " GAME", " PLAY" This is a great game, isn't it? I like playing this game with you, too, guys... Have you ever tried some other game, %s? You should try basketball or somethin'... Just amusing, nothing more! My favorite game is Half-Life and Unreal Tournament Hey, have you ever watched NBC:GigaGames? Cool tv show! @REPLY " GRANDMA " I'd like to know your grandma, %s! LOL, %s You are weird, %s! @REPLY " HALFLIFE ", " HALF LIFE " It's one of the best games ever! I think it's pretty much fun to play. @REPLY " I THINK " You think too much, %s ;-) And I think you should shut up and play! And you really do believe that, %s? What makes you think so? Why don't we meet on IRC to discuss that, %s? @REPLY " KNIFE " Yeah, Knives only, guys! This is gonna be fun! Do you know Jack the Ripper? That was me in my previous life. Zig 'n Zag - remember Lo-Wang from Shadow-Warrior? Yeaaah - I want more close-combat... Knife in this game? Phew - never heard about that! @REPLY " KILL " You'd better feel sorry you disgusting killer! Gimme a knife and I'll show ya what kill means... Piece of Cake... @REPLY " THEY KILLED KENNY " Too much South Park, uh? LOL, %s! @REPLY " LAME " Don't cry, %s! I know ;-) @REPLY " LESSON ", " TEACH " I don't need any lesson, %s. I'm good enough to kill ya! To your desks, children. Mr.%s has entered the class. I've got enough of lessons, let's play! @REPLY " LUCK" There is no luck, only skill! Yeah, Fortuna is bad tempered today ;-) Even the gods are against you, %s. Just give it up... No excuse, %s Luck? Who want some, uh? One more word about luck and I'll vote against you, %s @REPLY " MASTER " You're the master of desaster %s ;-) And I'm the master of Greyskull! @REPLY " MEAT ", " ROASTBEEF " Yeah - I'm hungry! Cut a slice for me, too, %s. I haven't eaten anything for ages... @REPLY " MUSIC ", " BAND " My favourite band is Limp Bizkit, what about yours? The Stones rule, man! @REPLY " NOBODY " Who's nobody? ;-) Some day there will be someone %s, I'm sure! @REPLY " PUNKBUSTER " Don't be a PUNK! (support www.punkbuster.com) It's a bit buggy, but it is updated very often. The Punkbuster team is a very dedicated bunch of people!!! @REPLY " Q3 ", " QUAKE" Q3 is lame Half-Life rules, %s! Have you heard of DMC, %s? ;-) @REPLY " RELOAD" Get a knife and you won't have to reload anymore... Yup! Reloading sucks! You should have used a speedcheat, %s. @REPLY " REVENGE " Why don't we just forget about it, %s? Peace, %s! @REPLY " RUN" When you run you'll certainly win! Yeah - run loosers! Run as you like - I'll get you in the next round... @REPLY " SCREW " Screw only with a screw-driver, buheheh... Screw with everyone on this server! @REPLY " SHIT " Shit happens, haha! Poor %s... I am with you, %s: This *IS* shitty! Oh really, that soon? You'd better go and shit on the toilet, %s Haha... %s, you are a looser!!! Shit? What's that? @REPLY " SORRY " Yeah, afterwards everybody says he's sorry! The excuse doesn't help me now, %s! Next time you better think before you start doing something, %s! I'm sorry, too! You don't know how sorry you will be for doing that... @REPLY " SWITCH" Better shoot your weapon, %s ;-) You must decide on something, %s! @REPLY " TIRED " Go to bed, %s Have some rest, %s... @REPLY " WIN" You'll never make it, %s! First you'll have to improve your aim-skill, %s! @REPLY " AGAIN " Things are always repeating, aren't they? And I'm sure it wasn't the last time... Have you heard about this wheel-of-reincarnation stuff, %s? That's the way things go, hey... @REPLY ": WHAT ", ": WHY ", ": WHERE ", ": WHO ", ": WHEN ", ": HOW " You will never find out, %s! Yeah, that's really strange %s... The answer is out there, %s ;-) No idea, %s What do you think %s? I won't tell you, %s! Find out yourself, %s! Good question, %s! My grandma asked me this same thing every day...